haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what
June 2013
3 posts
i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10
[AGGRESSIVELY MEMORIZES A BAND’S SONG LYRCS AT THE LAST MINUTE RIGHT BEFORE GOING TO ONE OF THEIR CONCERTS TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT]
It’s like studying, but more worthwhile
May 2013
13 posts
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
everything i care about.
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
April 2013
16 posts
Omg I’m pooping in a Target bathroom and just realized that it’s a Monday. Do I dare?
my talents include sleeping eating and thinking of a good comeback two hours after someone has said something rude to me
imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not
guys i’m literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster than me
your annual reminder that you can buy a theme for $49 on tumblr.com
do a flirty smile and say “i love your web presence”
March 2013
10 posts
taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence
your honor, i plead not guilty on the grounds that i was just bein miley
- J. K. Rowling: I said to Arthur, my American editor - we had an interesting conversation during the editing of seven - the moment when Harry takes Draco's wand, Arthur said, God, that's the moment when the ownership of the Elder wand is actually transferred? And I said, that's right. He said, shouldn't that be a bit more dramatic? And I said, no, not at all, the reverse. I said to Arthur, I think it really puts the elaborate, grandiose plans of Dumbledore and Voldemort in their place. That actually the history of the wizarding world hinged on two teenage boys wrestling with each other. They weren't even using magic. It became an ugly little corner tussle for the possession of wands. And I really liked that - that very human moment, as opposed to these two wizards who were twitching strings and manipulating and implanting information and husbanding information and guarding information, you know? Ultimately it just came down to that, a little scuffle and fistfight in the corner and pulling a wand away.
- Melissa Anelli: It says a lot about the world at large, I think, about conflict in the world, it's these little things -
- J. K. Rowing: And the difference one individual can make. Always, the difference one individual can make.
February 2013
40 posts
some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics
It’s been almost 2 years since friday by rebecca black can you believe it
walk into the club like “what’s the wifi password”